We've got a couple fine selections this week. I have a feeling Phil will have a lot of these throughout the season. He's hilarious.
Claire: "How come we don't have the same number of containers and lids? Why would they ever get separated ?"
Phil: "Built up resentment, money issues....met a younger lid". .....(few minutes later)..."He blew his lid, when she tried to contain him"
Cameron: "Mitchell has a problem with public displays of affection. I remember once at a New Year's Eve party, stroke of midnight, he high-fived me. Two problems with that: 1) Gays don't high-five. 2) Gays don't high-five."
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