Phil was hitting on all cylinders last night. Most of the episode was dedicated to Phil trying to figure out why the smoke detectors wouldn't stop beeping. He changes out all the batteries and they are still chirping. Towards the end he loses it and starts attacking them.....
Luke: Dad, is that your college cheerleading baton ?
Phil: Not when you're on the business end of it.
hits one of the smoke detectors
Phil: How's that for battery!
and another...
Phil: I just detected your ass gettin' kicked!
Luke is holding a keyboard
Luke: I think I found a place where I can sell this organ. Can you drive me to the black market?
Phil: I think they mean a different kind of organ.
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